All about me�
1. My name really is Tim.
2. Timdangerous is my penname.
3. I chose it after reading a dime store detective novel when I was little in which the hero was named Mike Dangerous. I thought it was cool.
4. Some people see the irony in calling myself this.
5. I own a trucking company.
6. I have been married now for 19 years, to the same girl.
7. I have two daughters, one is seven years old, and the other is six months old.
8. I wanted girls. I did not want boys.
9. We were married 13 years before we had children.
10. I am dyslexic.
11. I was an abused child.
12. I�ve had an open roux-N-y bypass.
13. I have lost over 300 pounds.
14. I procrastinate. Badly.
15. I have depression.
16. I take medication for it, or I would sit in the dark and cry.
17. I have vivid nightmares every night.
18. I quit smoking on New Year�s Eve, 2000.
19. I collect bendable toys, like Gumby and Pokey.
20. I am lazier than I want to be.
21. I can design my own web pages, but am so lazy I will use others designs, like this one.
22. I build computers for fun.
23. I believe in Extra Terrestrial life, beyond that of ours.
24. I run the SETI screensaver in hopes I will hear from outer space.
25. I am an animal rights activist.
26. I was once arrested for throwing red paint on a lady coming out of a furrier�s store.
27. I was nearly caught and arrested for a release attempt at a Proctor and Gamble research facility.
28. I think that animals should have the same rights as people.
29. I think most animals are better than people.
30. I was a Marine.
31. I watch very little television.
32. I wish I were a vegetarian, and am slowly becoming one, but I don�t think I could be vegan.
33. I was a hacker a very long time ago. Before they were called crackers.
34. I wear glasses, and am almost blind at night without them.
35. I love plants, and I garden.
36. I think Sandra Bullock is sexy as all get-out!
37. I am a gadget freak!
38. I own 9 working computers.
39. I live in a forest.
40. I�m six feet tall.
41. I have green eyes now, but they change colors.
42. I have �dirty dishwater blonde� hair, whatever that is, but it�s turning white.
43. I love to drive. Anything.
44. I am an insomniac.
45. I love most all types of music, but I�m not too fond of rap.
46. I was president of my graduating class in college.
47. I was in band in school. I�m a �drumhead�.
48. I went through school on a partial scholarship, partial grant, and partially working my ass off.
49. Although I don�t watch much TV other than news/weather, my favorite program is �Cops�.
50. I understand the theory of relativity.
51. Sometimes I think I�m on the verge of genius, but mostly I know I�m just stupid.
52. I think O.J. did it.
53. My favorite colors are white, black and blue.
54. I am an avid amateur photographer.
55. I love black and white photography.
56. The British and Australian accents make me melt.
57. I tend to adopt whatever accent people have that I am talking to. It must be quite annoying.
58. I think tomboys are far sexier than calendar models.
59. I am a tree hugger.
60. I love Cheetos and Dr. Pepper.
61. I forced myself to drink diet soda.
62. I love coffee.
63. The first think I notice about a girl is her eyes. True story.
64. I don�t begrudge Bill Gates his millions, I think he�s a geeky kid success story.
65. That said I wish the software I use would run on Linux, because I would use it.
66. I don�t believe anything is truly free.
67. Alcohol makes me either dangerously depressed or very, very silly.
68. I think marijuana is no worse than alcohol.
69. I haven�t smoked marijuana or used drugs in over 25 years.
70. I stole a necklace when I was seven. My mother made me take it back. I have not stolen anything since.
71. I was once homeless and I know what food stamps are.
72. I have one brother, and one sister.
73. I quit high school to enroll in college.
74. I draw.
75. I write poetry and lyrics.
76. I play guitar, badly.
77. I broke my four lower vertebras in my back while in the Marines. I stayed in anyway and lied about it.
78. I have a tattoo.
79. I am not pierced, but don�t mind those that are.
80. I cannot swim. I was thrown into the pool and knocked unconscious as a child. I have been paranoid about it ever since.
81. I love the ocean.
82. I want to buy an old Greyhound bus and convert it into a motor home.
83. I spend way too much time surfing eBay.
84. Until about two years ago my hair was long. Five years ago it was shoulder length. I was forced into cutting it.
85. I drive a four wheel drive lifted pick up truck with 33�s on it. It�s a ford.
86. I love antiques.
87. I hate shaving.
88. Long hair turns me on.
89. I know how to take a bubble bath with candles and enjoy it, and still am secure in my manhood.
90. I can�t enjoy sex unless my partner is.
91. I design and build custom red wagons for fun.
92. I love fixing things.
93. I am a tool freak. I must acquire all tools. Now.
94. I love writing letters.
95. I love getting letters.
96. I still get all giddy when I get an email from a friend. It makes me happy.
97. I consider a good writing pen a gift from God.
98. I am a CNN and a TWC (weather channel) freak. Its almost always on, but with the sound off.
99. I detest the telephone, but my job requires me to carry one with me everywhere I go, 24/7.
100. It�s okay with me that Ellen-DeGeneres is gay.
101. Secretly I want to be a comedian.
Okay, there you have it. 101 things about me.
G�night Diaryland!