Here are the people that get mentioned most in my diary. There are hundreds more than just these few, and I will list those as the need arises.

HRM, Her Royal Majesty, The Queen, or, my wife.

The Queen Mum, MIL, Mother in Law.

Princess, My Daughter

The Heir Apparent, the Idiot, Einstein, BIL, My Brother in Law.

The Shrink, a doctor I occasionally see.

Doc, my surgeon.

If I have forgotten anyone, let me know and I will add them.